I seriously need to pull myself out of this negative shank spiral before I go full blown hate on everything and everyone. Literally feel myself caring about less and less every day.
I’m actually a nice person, I swear.
When someone orders a mojito & you’re 2 seconds from finishing it then they knock it over the appropriate response is definitely ARE YOU FUCKIN KIDDING ME
Actually if anyone orders a mojito at 1am the appropriate response is also ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME